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Anyway, so I've been studying the last Great Designer search's judge's comments on the contestant's submissions. I've decided to write down all the design rules/guidelines/whatever I didn't already know in a Notepad file for myself. I've finished the first "episode", so I just have a few rules so far, and I'm going to share those, in case you didn't know them either:
- Alternate win conditions should trigger at the beginning of the upkeep, so the opponent has a chance to respond.
- Counter spells that can counter anything with no catch ("hard counters." As in, NOT Mana Leak or Flashfreeze, what are known as "soft counters") need to contain at least two blue mana in their mana cost.
- Cards aren't supposed to care about the stack. As in, they can't contain in their text box something like this: "CARDNAME deals 2 damage to target creature or player. If another spell is on the stack, CARDNAME deals 4 damage to that creature or player instead."
- Players hate self-milling very much.
That last one is there to make sure I don't forget. I knew that players didn't like to be milled by the opponent, but it makes sense that they wouldn't like their own cards to mill their own selves, either. Especially the players that are really hoping for that one "bomb" to help them win the game that they only have a single copy of. They wouldn't want to see that card put into the graveyard.
However, I need to be taking into consideration that I'm learning design rules that were modern four years ago. Some things might have changed since then. Like my last blog post talking about the design rule regarding colored mana symbols in the mana cost. It doesn't seem to be true now, and it was true then.
So, I'll just take it all with a grain of salt. I know that, for the most part, there is still valuable stuff to learn in this old material. If I had enough time, I'd catch up on all the great design articles there are out there to read. But, I don't have an unlimited amount of time. So, the time that's ticking away, working against me. It's like the pre-test to the actual test; testing how smart I can be about preparing myself as much as I possibly can for this.
And here's one untapped resource: You, reader. Perhaps you know of some material that I should read. You can let me know. It'd be funny if you were one of Magic R&D's members reading this. Because you'd have all this wisdom that you could impart upon me, but you couldn't. Or, at least, I don't THINK you can. *hints and winks*